June 2011
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March 2011
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5am Trip to Cleveland Which Proves I am a Horrible...
So recently I agreed to drive my roommate to Cleveland at 5 am during the week on a day that I had class. Now why I agreed to drive anyone anywhere at this hour on any day is a mystery to me, but to Cleveland doubly so. Not necessarily because I hate waking up early, or hate long drives, but I have a pretty bad case of The Road Rage.
My The Road Rage doesn’t effect how I drive, but it...
February 2011
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December 2010
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December 2009
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October 2009
14 posts
And a haiku...
I love the fact that
If you search “nazis” on here
Every post comes up.
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And who wouldn’t search “nazis” on here? Nazis, that’s who.
Beardedness
To start this off, we need to establish one clear cut fact that no one can deny in even the slightest of ways.
THIS is what a real man looks like:
This fine gentleman, whoever he may be, has everything: sexy hair, a sexy face, a very real and absolute understanding of his surroundings, a rugged, lively look in his eyes, a nicely shaded shower curtain, etc. etc. But one thing is missing. It is...
What I Want to be When I Grow Up
What I want to be when I grow up
Is the man who knows the meaning of life;
The secrets of the universe.
But he has no mouth with which to tell everyone
And no hands with which to write it down
He has no ears to hear everyone’s plea for his knowledge
And no eyes to see them with.
But everybody loves him anyway
Because that would suck.
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And who wouldn’t...
No song
No song for tonight. It’ll come when I don’t feel like I’m about to collapse on my keyboard. Played that show tonight. I think everything went very well. I made a ton of money shit ton of g’s and got about 4 girls’ bitches’ phone numbers. Ok, so everything except for the parts about the money g’s and the girls bitches is true. The show did go well,...
September 2009
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